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The Meadows of Adorable Kittens

“Caturday is everyday”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: 10000 Islands

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Adorable Kittens

Population7.323 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderMojo

Currencycat gif
Animalcat

The Meadows of Adorable Kittens is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mojo with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.323 billion Catians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kittensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion cat gifs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 271,542 cat gifs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, most ambassadors from Adorable Kittens retire only a few years after being appointed, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and increasing numbers of children in Adorable Kittens have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adorable Kittens's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adorable Kittens is ranked 168,004th in the world and 1,175th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -38.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 101stNicest Citizens: 118thMost Pacifist: 155thMost Inclusive: 161stMost Developed: 176thLongest Average Lifespans: 218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 243rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 256thMost Beautiful Environments: 286thBest Weather: 291stLargest Welfare Programs: 309thSafest: 361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 376thLeast Corrupt Governments: 396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 452ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 469thLargest Governments: 523rdHealthiest Citizens: 545thHighest Poor Incomes: 552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 629thMost Cultured: 693rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 721stSmartest Citizens: 744thLowest Crime Rates: 763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 828thMost Subsidized Industry: 906thLargest Publishing Industry: 971stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,425thTop
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Most Influential: 1,773rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,258thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,729thHighest Economic Output: 6,189thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,799thMost Secular: 11,590thMost Income Equality: 11,721stNudest: 13,838th
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Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Kittens, increasing numbers of children in Adorable Kittens have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Kittens, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Kittens, most ambassadors from Adorable Kittens retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Kittens, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Adorable Kittens endorsed The Federal Directorial Republic of Radicarcs.
  • : Adorable Kittens was endorsed by The Federal Directorial Republic of Radicarcs.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Kittens, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Kittens, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Kittens, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Kittens, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.

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