The Kayoko Best Girl of Advancia-Sizzletown is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.613 billion Sizzlevancians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 3,189 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 234,318 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Sizzlevancian bee, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 6,764^th in the world and 209^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 234,318.37 Standard Monetary Units.