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The Busy playing Girls Frontline of Advancia-Sizzletown

“OTs-12 is best raifu, you can't change that.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific



Population4.008 billion

CapitalMayrina Bay and Londonium
LeaderKing Juntism0ld I and Queen OTs-12 Tiss
FaithModern Memism

CurrencyAzzlei Memebux
AnimalUseless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua

The Busy playing Girls Frontline of Advancia-Sizzletown is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld I and Queen OTs-12 Tiss with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.008 billion Azzleis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth 815 trillion Azzlei Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,566 Azzlei Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, high school bands practice by moonlight, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 145,579th in the world and 6,906th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230thMost Valuable International Artwork: 375thMost Influential: 390thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,924thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,753rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,842ndNicest Citizens: 2,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,270thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,462ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,520thMost Inclusive: 3,531stMost Developed: 3,923rdSmartest Citizens: 4,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,358thMost Cultured: 4,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,184thLargest Governments: 5,347thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,676thHighest Average Incomes: 6,011thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,319thMost Pacifist: 9,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,924thTop
Most Secular: 11,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,343rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,083rdSafest: 16,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,195thMost Income Equality: 18,446thHighest Economic Output: 20,722nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 95th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 116th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 169th in the regionNicest Citizens: 174th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 192nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 203rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Cultured: 229th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionMost Inclusive: 233rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 263rd in the regionLargest Governments: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 363rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 490th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 531st in the regionNudest: 546th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 598th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 629th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 638th in the regionMost Secular: 648th in the regionMost Stationary: 714th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 751st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 754th in the regionRudest Citizens: 754th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 829th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 867th in the regionSafest: 906th in the regionMost Income Equality: 983rd in the region

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