The Outdoor Outfitters of Adventure 16 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Mead with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.462 billion Adventure 16ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adventure 16. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Adventure 16ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 134,075 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,015 per year while the poor average 31,276, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Adventure 16's national animal is the mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nature.

Adventure 16 is ranked 70,276^th in the world and 1^st in Adventure 16 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.02 law-abiding acts per hour.