The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.903 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 427 trillion helenówkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,458 helenówkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Adziolandia is ranked 48,885^th in the world and 1,800^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring 57.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.