The United Kingdom of Aegretsia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Deisbal with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.344 billion Aegretsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aetsiarb. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aegretsian economy, worth 620 trillion Aetbiars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,151 Aetbiars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and Deisbal's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aegretsia's national animal is the Ardilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aegretsia is ranked 41,900^th in the world and 3^rd in CoCoPa for Nudest, with 218 cheeks per square mile.