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The Loh of Aenglaland

“Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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World Benchmark
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population25.284 billion

FaithCult of Loh

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 25.284 billion Alexandrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,586 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,949 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Loh, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Loh.

Aenglaland is ranked 30,134th in the world and 842nd in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 89.55 Insults Per Minute.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 299thLargest Black Market: 1,373rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,454thHighest Economic Output: 1,726thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,140thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,147thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,781stMost Efficient Economies: 3,379thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,950thLargest Populations: 4,097thBest Weather: 4,554thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,915thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,966thHighest Average Incomes: 5,019thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,312thSmartest Citizens: 6,176thMost Developed: 6,348thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,734thMost Cultured: 7,924thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,000thMost Inclusive: 8,429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,324thNudest: 10,633rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,683rdMost Influential: 11,949thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,587thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,710thMost Secular: 14,027thLargest Governments: 16,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,514thLargest Retail Industry: 17,917thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,920thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,598thHealthiest Citizens: 19,647thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,216th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 92nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 207th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 217th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 238th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionBest Weather: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 307th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 315th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost Developed: 395th in the regionNudest: 397th in the regionMost Cultured: 403rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 472nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 496th in the regionMost Inclusive: 512th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 565th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 572nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 601st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 615th in the regionMost Secular: 712th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 780th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 798th in the regionLargest Governments: 828th in the regionRudest Citizens: 842nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 868th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 908th in the region

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