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The Loh of Aenglaland

“Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific



Population20.467 billion

FaithCult of Loh

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ishtar with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.467 billion Cattishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,367 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,395 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Loh.

Aenglaland is ranked 53,166th in the world and 2,635th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 23.43 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Influential: 83rdMost Efficient Economies: 342ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,346thLargest Black Market: 1,419thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,172ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,272ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,404thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,562ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,598thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,831stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,359thHighest Average Incomes: 4,565thLargest Populations: 4,573rdMost Developed: 5,000thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,127thSmartest Citizens: 5,744thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,900thBest Weather: 6,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,752ndNudest: 7,015thMost Inclusive: 7,149thMost Cultured: 7,528thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,241stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,316thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,807thRudest Citizens: 11,227thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,739thMost Secular: 11,957thLargest Retail Industry: 12,627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,486thLargest Governments: 16,181st
Most Influential: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 161st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 208th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 211th in the regionNudest: 215th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 246th in the regionMost Developed: 288th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 313th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 315th in the regionBest Weather: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 346th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 369th in the regionMost Cultured: 370th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 399th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 425th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 442nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 471st in the regionRudest Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 509th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 571st in the regionMost Secular: 617th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 620th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 693rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 757th in the regionLargest Governments: 762nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 858th in the region

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