by Max Barry

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The Loh of Aenglaland

“Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the Pacific



Population23.642 billion

FaithCult of Loh

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 23.642 billion Felinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Felinian economy, worth a remarkable 5,322 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,140 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Loh.

Aenglaland is ranked 157,278th in the world and 5,154th in the Pacific for Most Average, scoring 28.58 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 224thMost Influential: 656thLargest Black Market: 1,228thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,266thHighest Economic Output: 1,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,755thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,160thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,241stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,795thMost Efficient Economies: 3,121stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,496thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,772ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,173rdLargest Populations: 4,183rdBest Weather: 4,515thHighest Average Incomes: 4,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,806thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,348thSmartest Citizens: 5,803rdMost Developed: 5,910thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,929thMost Inclusive: 7,546thMost Cultured: 7,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,504thNudest: 9,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,136thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,130thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,460thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,584thMost Secular: 13,210thLargest Retail Industry: 14,508thLargest Governments: 15,403rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,241stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,911thHealthiest Citizens: 18,630th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionBest Weather: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 128th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 131st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionMost Cultured: 180th in the regionMost Inclusive: 187th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 200th in the regionNudest: 228th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 259th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 270th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 283rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 288th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 342nd in the regionLargest Governments: 386th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Secular: 429th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 458th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 490th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 507th in the regionRudest Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 597th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 666th in the region

National Happenings

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Xoriet, East Durthang, Nova Stanley, Gladinia, and Jar Wattinree.

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