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The Republic of Aeshmadeva Land

“United We Stand, Divided We Fall”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Osiris

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Aeshmadeva Land

Population27.118 billion

CapitalDelve
LeaderPresident Aesh
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalCamel

The Republic of Aeshmadeva Land is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Aesh with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.118 billion citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delve. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aeshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,212 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,575 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (Aeshmadeva Land has found 5 easter eggs), the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aeshmadeva Land's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Aeshmadeva Land is ranked 275,230th in the world and 9,272nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 8.98751508132 days.

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Most Primitive: 189thMost Ignorant Citizens: 443rdMost Avoided: 1,149thHighest Crime Rates: 1,802ndLargest Black Market: 2,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,127thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,703rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,057thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,505thLargest Populations: 6,104thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,642ndMost Authoritarian: 8,004thHighest Economic Output: 10,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,848thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,171stMost Income Equality: 19,669th
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Most Primitive: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 113th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 144th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 277th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 372nd in the regionMost Extreme: 427th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 583rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 602nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 778th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (Aeshmadeva Land has found 5 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, golden statues of Camels line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, glamping citizens won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Aeshmadeva Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeshmadeva Land, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.

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