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The Britain conquered by Argies of Aesthete elite

“Blimey the Argies took us ovah!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Yertania City

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Aesthete elite

Population32.9 billion

CapitalBuenos Aires
Leaderguvnor genrill de Arhenteena
Faithpapist

Currencypeso inglesa
AnimalWelsh condor

The Britain conquered by Argies of Aesthete elite is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by guvnor genrill de Arhenteena with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.9 billion Aesthete eliteans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aesthete elitean economy, worth a remarkable 4,638 trillion peso inglesas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 140,990 peso inglesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Welsh condorball fields, Welsh condors are considered a delicacy, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aesthete elite's national animal is the Welsh condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is papist.

Aesthete elite is ranked 253,980th in the world and 17th in Yertania City for Most Conservative, scoring 38.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,519thLargest Populations: 3,799thHighest Economic Output: 4,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,338thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,151stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,735thMost Cultured: 9,316thSafest: 10,339thSmartest Citizens: 10,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,379thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,756thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,075thMost Developed: 15,446thTop
10%
Highest Food Quality: 16,928thMost Devout: 21,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,502ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,618thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,438thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 29,041stLargest Mining Sector: 32,372ndMost Advanced Public Education: 33,495th
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5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aesthete elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Aesthete elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
  • : Aesthete elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Aesthete elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Aesthete elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Aesthete elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Aesthete elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Aesthete elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Aesthete elite's influence in Yertania City fell from "Powerbroker" to "Negotiator".
  • : Aesthete elite's influence in Yertania City rose from "Sprat" to "Powerbroker".

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