“For our homeland, always ready!” President Anthony Jackson
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||President Anthony Jackson|
The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.587 billion Aetulians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Drakkars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 344,941 Drakkars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,863,103 per year while the poor average 8,351, a ratio of 342 to 1.
Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Aetulians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Aetulians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, nothing gets the party jumping like President Anthony Jackson specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium.
- : Following new legislation in Aetulia, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
- : Aetulia endorsed The Empire of Great Robertia.
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