“Oj, svijetla majska zoro”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the South Pacific
|Faith||a major religion|
The Wagnerian Kingdom of Afghanistan 2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by wagn with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.608 billion Wagnerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moldavite. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.8%.
The strong Wagnerian economy, worth 284 trillion kiefers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,042 kiefers, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and the government has become increasingly militant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afghanistan 2's national animal is the Phidippus mystaceus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of IkJan.
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sedunn.
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Divine Abode of Churumduul.
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown.
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Endorse Aumeltopia of UnShleepd.
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Golden Democratic States of The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine.
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Republic of Ketathinamiri Islands.
- : Afghanistan 2's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Kuddles.
- : Afghanistan 2 was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Upper Tyrconnel.
Endorsements Received: 38 » Quiescent, Aumeltopia, Saciu, Erinor, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Qawe, Pays de Loire, Xandev, Tsunamy, Beepee, Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Dasko, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, P R of China, United Federated States of Omega, Qvait, Luddinlande, Hanguk-Nippon, Ariankido, North Prarie, BootJack, Vincent Field, Elveka, Substitute name, Aurcania, Upper Tyrconnel, Kuddles, Ketathinamiri Islands, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, UnShleepd, New Briantown, Churumduul, Sedunn, and IkJan.