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The Wagnerian Kingdom of Afghanistan 2

“Oj, svijetla majska zoro”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific


Afghanistan 2

Population2.608 billion

Faitha major religion

AnimalPhidippus mystaceus

The Wagnerian Kingdom of Afghanistan 2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by wagn with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.608 billion Wagnerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moldavite. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.8%.

The strong Wagnerian economy, worth 284 trillion kiefers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,042 kiefers, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and the government has become increasingly militant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afghanistan 2's national animal is the Phidippus mystaceus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Afghanistan 2 is ranked 142,240th in the world and 5,629th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -191.8 on the Hayek Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,063rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,486thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,240thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,515thMost Secular: 9,982ndLargest Governments: 10,087thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,186thLargest Mining Sector: 12,762ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,975th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionLargest Black Market: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 218th in the regionLargest Governments: 259th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 313th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 313th in the regionMost Secular: 346th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 366th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 432nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 460th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 522nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 532nd in the region

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