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The Great Vehicle of Aggro

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.” Chairman Ahmad Tariq Manzil

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population9.728 billion

LeaderChairman Ahmad Tariq Manzil

AnimalBlack Dog

The Great Vehicle of Aggro is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Ahmad Tariq Manzil with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.728 billion Aggroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aggropolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,107 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,450 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggro's national animal is the Black Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mindfulness.

Aggro is ranked 217,951st in the world and 6,354th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 4 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Lowest Crime Rates: 34thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58thMost Secular: 61stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 109thLargest Governments: 141stMost Developed: 142ndLongest Average Lifespans: 158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228thMost Advanced Public Education: 264thMost Corrupt Governments: 285thHealthiest Citizens: 318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 357thLargest Welfare Programs: 370thHighest Poor Incomes: 370thMost Beautiful Environments: 489thBest Weather: 592ndSmartest Citizens: 628thLargest Agricultural Sector: 683rdMost Efficient Economies: 863rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 876thMost Subsidized Industry: 954thMost Advanced Public Transport: 954thSafest: 1,015thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,078thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,540thHighest Average Incomes: 1,612thTop
Most Influential: 3,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,216thHighest Economic Output: 4,061stMost Authoritarian: 4,713thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,913thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,625thMost Conservative: 6,659thMost Cultured: 6,716thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,518thMost Pacifist: 8,274thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,874thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,479thMost Stationary: 16,771stMost Extreme: 18,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,452nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 156th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Stationary: 166th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 173rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 225th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 231st in the regionMost Conservative: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 359th in the regionMost Income Equality: 366th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 372nd in the regionLargest Populations: 490th in the region

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