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The Hippie-eaters of Agressor

“We fight here, we fight there, we fight everywhere”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Osiris

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Agressor

Population28.993 billion

CapitalViolencia
Leadera Brute
Faitha major religion

Currencyneedless
Animaltaperecorder

The Hippie-eaters of Agressor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Brute with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.993 billion Agressorians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violencia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Agressorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,792 trillion needlesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 234,278 needlesses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,645,482 per year while the poor average 11,364, a ratio of 144 to 1.

Computers have been banned, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and A Brute's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Agressor's national animal is the taperecorder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Agressor is ranked 234,236th in the world and 7,055th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.19986709652 days.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 458thLargest Gambling Industry: 602ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,107thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,278thMost Avoided: 1,373rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,709thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,822ndHighest Economic Output: 1,917thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,066thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,483rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,834thFattest Citizens: 4,042ndRudest Citizens: 4,685thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,900thLargest Populations: 4,937thMost Efficient Economies: 5,413thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,294thHighest Average Incomes: 6,504thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,029thMost Armed: 7,578thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,224thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,651stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,227thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,959thLargest Retail Industry: 17,976thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,518thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,452ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,004thLargest Governments: 25,204thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,696thMost Devout: 28,021stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28,343rdLargest Black Market: 28,889th
Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionMost Avoided: 79th in the regionTop
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 103rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 128th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144th in the regionLargest Populations: 166th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 209th in the regionFattest Citizens: 222nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 241st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 311th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 501st in the regionMost Armed: 510th in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 522nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 575th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 617th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 632nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 636th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 642nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 826th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 835th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 870th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 929th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 960th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 975th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Agressor's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Agressor's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Agressor's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Agressor was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Agressor ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Agressor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Agressor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Agressor's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Agressor's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Agressor was refounded in Lazarus.

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