Category: Right-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Newcomer
Location: Osiris
Population | 28.993 billion |
Capital | Violencia |
Leader | a Brute |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | needless |
Animal | taperecorder |
The Hippie-eaters of Agressor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Brute with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.993 billion Agressorians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violencia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Agressorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,792 trillion needlesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 234,278 needlesses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,645,482 per year while the poor average 11,364, a ratio of 144 to 1.
Computers have been banned, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and A Brute's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Agressor's national animal is the taperecorder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Agressor is ranked 234,236th in the world and 7,055th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.19986709652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Agressor's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Agressor's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Agressor's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Agressor was refounded in Osiris.
- : Agressor ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Agressor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Agressor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Agressor's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Agressor's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Agressor was refounded in Lazarus.