The Federation of Ahja River Valley Landscape Conservation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 1.117 billion Ahja River Valley Landscape Conservationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ahja River Valley Landscape Conservationian economy, worth 86.2 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 77,131 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nationals are widely distrusted, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and enemy governments seem especially interested in Ahja River Valley Landscape Conservation's election cycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahja River Valley Landscape Conservation's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahja River Valley Landscape Conservation is ranked 205,552^nd in the world and 105^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 454.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.