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The Empire of Ahssn

“We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents” Bob Ross

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population5.282 billion

LeaderBob Ross


The Empire of Ahssn is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob Ross with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.282 billion Avrorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Avroraian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,628 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahssn's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Ahssn is ranked 244,201st in the world and 10,635th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 62.37 percentage of bribes refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 324thMost Influential: 747thMost Valuable International Artwork: 867thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,767thLowest Crime Rates: 1,771stHealthiest Citizens: 1,855thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,518thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,970thMost Developed: 3,060thLargest Governments: 3,109thSmartest Citizens: 3,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,005thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,078thHighest Food Quality: 4,349thHighest Average Incomes: 4,822ndSafest: 4,922ndMost Inclusive: 5,371stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,712thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,985thMost Cultured: 6,447thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,735thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,400thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,412thBest Weather: 8,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,796thMost Patriotic: 9,111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,543rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,190thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,009thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,085thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,344thHighest Economic Output: 16,782ndNicest Citizens: 19,624th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Developed: 174th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 178th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 205th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 246th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 259th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionSafest: 274th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 291st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 296th in the regionMost Cultured: 323rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 326th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 354th in the regionMost Patriotic: 362nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 413th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 441st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 481st in the regionBest Weather: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 504th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 509th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 526th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 535th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 692nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 846th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 888th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 889th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,075th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,093rd in the region

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