The Absolute State of Aingard is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.697 billion Aingardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansai Dorifto. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aingardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion ainzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 147,605 ainzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", bins outnumber trees in city parks, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aingard's national animal is the sakura fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Proteccshunism.

Aingard is ranked 247,223^rd in the world and 1,418^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.8 law-abiding acts per hour.