The Absolute State of Aingard is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.646 billion Aingardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansai Dorifto. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aingardian economy, worth 342 trillion ainzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 129,482 ainzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aingard's national animal is the sakura fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Proteccshunism.

Aingard is ranked 31,901^st in the world and 1,521^st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,496.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.