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The Unified Electorates of Ainslie

“Terlite gide ure nore”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Western Isles



Population8.808 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Eleane Gifford


The Unified Electorates of Ainslie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eleane Gifford with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 8.808 billion Ahnslens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnton. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ainsliean economy, worth 879 trillion Ahnsens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,874 Ahnsens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and Ahnslens believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainslie's national animal is the Mivai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whindism.

Ainslie is ranked 148,705th in the world and 111th in The Western Isles for Most Pro-Market, scoring 28.78 on the Rand Index.

Most Influential: 1,093rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,856thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,272ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,660thBest Weather: 4,571stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,186thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,371stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,554thMost Pacifist: 8,574thLowest Crime Rates: 8,945thMost Developed: 9,031stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,669thHealthiest Citizens: 9,891stTop
Largest Governments: 11,437thMost Stationary: 11,548thNicest Citizens: 12,742ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,815thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,870thSafest: 14,911thSmartest Citizens: 16,922ndMost Inclusive: 17,508thHighest Economic Output: 19,182ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,342nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the region

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