The Psychotic Dictatorship of Aiporhtse is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Xa Scorpio with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.798 billion Aiporhtseians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ellivonhcara. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Aiporhtseian economy, worth 145 trillion Bloodcells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,126 Bloodcells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that King Xa Scorpio dislikes are turned away at the border, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Aiporhtseians, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aiporhtse's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Aiporhtse is ranked 265,345^th in the world and 18^th in Nova Britannia Prima for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.