The Eternal Golden Domain of Airavlo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Divine Director Rinktanktonk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.849 billion Airavloans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovurt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Airavloan economy, worth a remarkable 3,802 trillion Lebats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 239,895 Lebats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,128,512 per year while the poor average 3,739, a ratio of 569 to 1.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, euthanasia is illegal, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Airavlo's national animal is the Doghurf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Ruby Way.

Airavlo is ranked 152^nd in the world and 2^nd in Testregionia for Most Primitive, scoring 541.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.