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The Storming Fauzjhian Province of Airzsia

“Our hearts are full of wind”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Airzsia

Population11.232 billion

CapitalWindzia
LeaderAudray Strorming-Wind
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalStorming Wind Cat

The Storming Fauzjhian Province of Airzsia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audray Strorming-Wind with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.232 billion Airzsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windzia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Airzsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,078 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 363,075 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and Audray Strorming-Wind is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown. Airzsia's national animal is the Storming Wind Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Airzsia is ranked 23,030th in the world and 312th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.20479306832 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 56thMost Inclusive: 71stNicest Citizens: 75thMost Pacifist: 84thHighest Food Quality: 126thLargest Welfare Programs: 187thMost Rebellious Youth: 189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 190thMost Beautiful Environments: 225thLargest Governments: 227thBest Weather: 240thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 240thMost Developed: 253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 273rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 292ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 302ndHealthiest Citizens: 307thMost Cultured: 348thMost Secular: 399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 405thMost Efficient Economies: 409thLargest Publishing Industry: 451stHighest Poor Incomes: 465thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 486thSmartest Citizens: 495thSafest: 524thLeast Corrupt Governments: 585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 589thMost Advanced Public Education: 617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 719thMost Advanced Public Transport: 774thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,451stRudest Citizens: 1,507thHighest Average Incomes: 1,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,698thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,610thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,985thMost Income Equality: 17,442ndMost Influential: 18,075thMost Stationary: 23,030thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,334thMost Politically Free: 29,481st
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 121st in the regionMost Politically Free: 235th in the regionMost Stationary: 312th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 332nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 470th in the regionMost Income Equality: 486th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 618th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, Audray Strorming-Wind is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Audray Strorming-Wind in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, the nation is so apathetic that Airzsians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, the government funds large training centres to turn Storming Wind Cats into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Airzsia, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.

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