Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 11.232 billion |
Capital | Windzia |
Leader | Audray Strorming-Wind |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Storming Wind Cat |
The Storming Fauzjhian Province of Airzsia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audray Strorming-Wind with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.232 billion Airzsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windzia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Airzsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,078 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 363,075 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and Audray Strorming-Wind is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown. Airzsia's national animal is the Storming Wind Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.
Airzsia is ranked 23,030th in the world and 312th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.20479306832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, Audray Strorming-Wind is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Audray Strorming-Wind in ermine and velvet garb.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, the nation is so apathetic that Airzsians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, the government funds large training centres to turn Storming Wind Cats into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in Airzsia, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.