The Republic of Aisyri is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saoirse Ruairc with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.767 billion Aisyrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaerain. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aisyrian economy, worth 514 trillion saphirs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,547 saphirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, Saoirse Ruairc's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aisyri's national animal is the elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saukenism.

Aisyri is ranked 30,878^th in the world and 331^st in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 136,547.65 Standard Monetary Units.