The Incorporated States of Akand Jang Braihir is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Theo Saut with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.117 billion Akand Jang Braihirians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jang Rhadag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Akand Jang Braihirian economy, worth 178 trillion braihirian credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 159,977 braihirian credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,266 per year while the poor average 26,088, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls, and pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akand Jang Braihir's national animal is the dhol, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Akand Jang Braihir is ranked 301,691^st in the world and 5,437^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -319.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.