The Theocracy of Akkadia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lugal Enki Gilgamesh with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.563 billion Akkadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ur. The average income tax rate is 14.2%.

The Akkadian economy, worth 120 trillion Dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 47,160 Dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and Lugal Enki Gilgamesh has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akkadia's national animal is the Majestic Bull, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Akkadia is ranked 143,150^th in the world and 23^rd in The Equator for Safest, scoring 67.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.