The Republic of Ako Lythsdumartavity is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.101 billion Ako Lythsdumartavityians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Ako Lythsdumartavityian economy, worth 491 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,631 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,873 per year while the poor average 5,661, a ratio of 42.2 to 1.

Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and the fattest folk in Ako Lythsdumartavity look to be the happiest ones. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ako Lythsdumartavity's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ako Lythsdumartavity is ranked 259,693^rd in the world and 5^th in Frese states for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.55 law-abiding acts per hour.