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The Uselessness of Akua

“Dumb di dia di da Ad id aid id mud”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Jenny

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Akua

Population11.322 billion

CapitalThe Pacific
LeaderAqua
FaithKonosuba

CurrencyH2O
AnimalFishy

The Uselessness of Akua is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aqua with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 11.322 billion Akuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pacific. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Akuan economy, worth 242 trillion H2Oes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,421 H2Oes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aqua is the self-declared God of all Akua, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akua's national animal is the Fishy and its national religion is Konosuba.

Akua is ranked 160,607th in the world and 154th in Jenny for Most Stationary, with 124.8503367624 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 14,986thMost Conservative: 18,172ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,357th
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Most Authoritarian: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the region

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