The Unity Caliphate of Islam of Al-khilafat al-iislamia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Caliph Abdul Jaleel al-Harron with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.234 billion Muslims are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bayt Al-Sakina. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Muslim economy, worth 30.1 trillion Islamic dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 24,376 Islamic dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, vaccinations are mandatory, and foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-khilafat al-iislamia's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Al-khilafat al-iislamia is ranked 309,985^th in the world and 2^nd in The Antiquity of Zehrah for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.2 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.