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The Dictatorship of Alakofinmana

“Unity, Discipline, Leader”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Bloopsjooj

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Alakofinmana

Population339 million

CapitalNew Alakofinmana City

CurrencyLuler
AnimalEagle

The Dictatorship of Alakofinmana is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 339 million Alakofinmanans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Alakofinmana City. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Alakofinmanan economy, worth 21.5 trillion Lulers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,395 Lulers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alakofinmana's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alakofinmana is ranked 163,851st in the world and 22nd in Bloopsjooj for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,816.22 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,692ndMost Authoritarian: 18,136th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Alakofinmana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Alakofinmana was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants.
  • : Alakofinmana's influence in Bloopsjooj rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Alakofinmana, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.

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