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The Gilded Lands of Alamei

“Salus populi suprema lex esto”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific



Population11.308 billion

LeaderEliana Marchesi


The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.308 billion Alameians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 2,584 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,550 Norrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, saying "don't do anything that Eliana Marchesi wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, skateparks can be found in every city, and Lockwood's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alamei is ranked 197,011th in the world and 8,612th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.75 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 431stLeast Corrupt Governments: 451stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 472ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 473rdNicest Citizens: 505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 776thMost Influential: 785thMost Cultured: 797thMost Developed: 833rdHealthiest Citizens: 842ndSmartest Citizens: 862ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 864thMost Inclusive: 872ndMost Pacifist: 909thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 931stMost Beautiful Environments: 952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,081stLargest Governments: 1,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,290thSafest: 1,494thBest Weather: 1,559thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,953rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,182ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,500thMost Efficient Economies: 2,884thHighest Average Incomes: 4,347thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,517thHighest Economic Output: 5,311thMost Secular: 6,353rdNudest: 9,250thLowest Crime Rates: 10,250thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 15,794th
Most Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionSafest: 84th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 154th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 214th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 228th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionMost Influential: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 307th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 344th in the regionNudest: 351st in the regionMost Secular: 367th in the regionLargest Populations: 408th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 507th in the regionMost Politically Free: 783rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 861st in the region

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