The Republic of Alamite Junimos is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.829 billion Alamite Junimosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Alamite Junimosian economy, worth 149 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,121 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alamite Junimos's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Alamite Junimos is ranked 26,691^st in the world and 1^st in the great empire of the wise leader for Most Primitive, scoring 74.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.