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The Empire of Alaninia

“We're too lazy to make a motto”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific



Population524 million

CapitalAlaninia City


The Empire of Alaninia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 524 million Alaninians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alaninia City. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alaninian economy, worth 46.4 trillion Als a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,643 Als, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alaninia's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alaninia is ranked 159,492nd in the world and 5,696th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 19.22 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 965thTop
Most Influential: 2,814thMost Pacifist: 6,761stSafest: 8,332ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,463rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,228thNicest Citizens: 12,721stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,268thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,816thLargest Retail Industry: 16,714thMost Cultured: 17,078thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,606thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,757thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,891stHealthiest Citizens: 19,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,305th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 225th in the regionMost Pacifist: 251st in the regionSafest: 307th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 312th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 428th in the regionNicest Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 488th in the regionMost Cultured: 507th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 551st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 562nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 569th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 594th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 642nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 658th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 684th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 693rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 745th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 758th in the region

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