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The United States of Alans Land

“Dawn Is Here”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Leftist Assembly

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Alans Land

Population1.442 billion

Leaderthe National Assembly
FaithAgnosticism

Currencydollar
Animallion

The United States of Alans Land is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the National Assembly with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.442 billion Alans Landians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alans Landian economy, worth 162 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,949 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alans Land's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Alans Land is ranked 239,430th in the world and 489th in The Leftist Assembly for Rudest Citizens, with 6.51 Insults Per Minute.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,051stTop
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Safest: 2,846thMost Pacifist: 4,151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,196thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,218thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,356thMost Influential: 4,811thNicest Citizens: 4,995thMost Inclusive: 5,005thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,475thHealthiest Citizens: 6,583rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,232ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,031stMost Developed: 8,463rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,760thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,295thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,215thMost Cultured: 10,430thMost Secular: 10,672ndBest Weather: 11,363rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,796thLowest Crime Rates: 11,956thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 12,143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,755thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,042ndLargest Governments: 13,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,441stMost Efficient Economies: 22,656thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,547th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Alans Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Alans Land, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.

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