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The Knootian Protectorate of Ale-Yarok

“Ale Yarok - haderech el hachofesj”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Western Atlantic

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Ale-Yarok

Population39.664 billion

CapitalAle-Yarok City
LeaderGovernor-General JGM van Coehoorn
Faithsecular Judaism

CurrencyAtlantic Ducat
AnimalLion

The Knootian Protectorate of Ale-Yarok is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor-General JGM van Coehoorn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.664 billion Ale-Yarokians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ale-Yarok City. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ale-Yarokian economy, worth a remarkable 6,638 trillion Atlantic Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 167,363 Atlantic Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Ale-Yarok has found 2 easter eggs), Ale-Yarokian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown. Ale-Yarok's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is secular Judaism.

Ale-Yarok is ranked 201,911th in the world and 29th in Western Atlantic for Most Stationary, with 45.4551445198 days.

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Largest Populations: 1,496thHighest Economic Output: 1,992ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,560thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,730thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,353rdFattest Citizens: 6,434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,633rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,909thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,912thSmartest Citizens: 7,751stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,035thMost Secular: 9,363rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,471stLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,961stTop
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Most Cultured: 15,008thHighest Average Incomes: 16,678thLargest Retail Industry: 16,923rdMost Developed: 17,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,139thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,229thMost Inclusive: 18,446thNudest: 18,794thLargest Mining Sector: 21,327thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,856thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,143rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,639thHighest Food Quality: 25,144thMost Efficient Economies: 27,632nd
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the region

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