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The Trade Empire of Alenshire

“The World Is Yours” Trade Prince Albany Gallywix

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Realm Of Chaos



Population9.198 billion

LeaderTrade Prince Albany Gallywix


The Trade Empire of Alenshire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trade Prince Albany Gallywix with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.198 billion Alerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,121 trillion Quills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 230,593 Quills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,270,734 per year while the poor average 21,185, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

The controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, Trade Prince Albany Gallywix's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alenshire's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Taoism.

Alenshire is ranked 702nd in the world and 1st in The Realm Of Chaos for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 20,577.14 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 476thHighest Crime Rates: 601stMost Armed: 685thRudest Citizens: 697thLargest Gambling Industry: 697thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 702ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 736thFattest Citizens: 791stMost Avoided: 917thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,270thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,277thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,351stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,970thMost Efficient Economies: 2,154thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,229thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4,258thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,695thLargest Mining Sector: 6,103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,483rdHighest Economic Output: 7,058thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,409thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,432ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,664thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,807thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,105thMost Secular: 12,259thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,824thMost Cultured: 15,815thSmartest Citizens: 16,515thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,737thHighest Drug Use: 17,775thLargest Black Market: 17,793rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,577thMost Pro-Market: 18,721stLargest Governments: 19,911th

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