“Väyle ayvärr Alesyä”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||Imperial President Julian Wambla'kda|
The Imperial Republic of Alesya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial President Julian Wambla'kda with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.886 billion Alessyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ylem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.
The all-consuming Alesyan economy, worth 209 trillion Kwanzas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,256 Kwanzas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,080 per year while the poor average 30,996, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
Heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Alesya, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alesya's national animal is the Black Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ancient Paganism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Beerpublic of Joodey.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Republic of Lower Briel Guanzapolia.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Republic of Aratani.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Federation of Oolah kooshie.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The World Federation of Asintion.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Democratic Union of Impler.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Notorious Mad Jack.
- : Alesya was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Somniaureus.
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