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The Imperial Republic of Alesya

“Väyle ayvärr Alesyä”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.886 billion

LeaderImperial President Julian Wambla'kda
FaithAncient Paganism

AnimalBlack Shark

The Imperial Republic of Alesya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial President Julian Wambla'kda with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.886 billion Alessyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ylem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The all-consuming Alesyan economy, worth 209 trillion Kwanzas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,256 Kwanzas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,080 per year while the poor average 30,996, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Alesya, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alesya's national animal is the Black Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ancient Paganism.

Alesya is ranked 136,906th in the world and 6,548th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 9 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,279thTop
Most Influential: 6,797thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,349thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,707thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,042ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,888th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 320th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 427th in the regionLargest Black Market: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 488th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 553rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 628th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 637th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 643rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 122 » Shibutani, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Alunya, Sinelona, El Fiji Grande, Yaorozu, Death By Astonishment, Shin-Hachioji, Prydania, Loutsland, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Ethnon, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, Trillius, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Guer Aike, Bearical, Notyoutopia, Newpromisedland, Test for a new hope, Amauri, Dreadton, Omnistria, Sundred, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Landnovia, Siwale, Federation Terra Australis, Pallaith, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Spartoptia, Sunto, Kwaj, Penrith, Koda-Land, Wineclaw, Rkainjel, Shadowrik, Zumlandia, Black Templares, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Avemterra, Wilkshire, Votak Matim, and 72 others.Vincone Cae, Destructive Government Endorsing System, 1 very fast endotarter, Abject Ludicrosity, Torakuen, Cuyan, Napnomadia, Utopicican, Makersaulache, Kasazzastan, Daiz, PlanetPunk, Princely Irbis, Zeternia, Valhalla123, Runeda, Juggernautilus, Tamgu, Sockmanland, Steampunk Ariel, New Bremerton, Sheldanada, Maott, Lindsaystan, New Octicarg, The Tampa Bay Rays, PotatoFarmers, Wisconsota, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, New Flos, Lanterkint, Sunaiya, Elder Realms, Chile Libertario, Orado, Moisus, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Ibiscaton, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Victoriaans Nederlands, Some Random TNP Nation, The Stratosphere Islands, Quebekistand, Lomjia, Sacrento, Jasminlandia, McMasterdonia, Dramanian, Faircliff, Elijaia, General COE, Longsword01, Frie Annium, Solskjar, Miruma, Nguvu na Kiburi, Delmak, Orven, Malta Comino Gozo, Guslantis, Ponantine, The Notorious Mad Jack, Impler, Racoda, Great Robertia, Asintion, Oolah kooshie, Aratani, Lower Briel Guanzapolia, and Joodey.

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