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The Host of Jeopardy of Alex Trebek

“Thank You Johnny”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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Alex Trebek

Population2.493 billion

LeaderAlex Trebek

CurrencyDollar
AnimalJeopardy

The Host of Jeopardy of Alex Trebek is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alex Trebek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.493 billion Alex Trebekians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The strong Alex Trebekian economy, worth 123 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,648 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Baseball caps are the new fashion trend, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Alex Trebek's national animal is the Jeopardy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alex Trebek is ranked 109,554th in the world and 4,673rd in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 49,648.05 Standard Monetary Units.

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5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,416thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,580thFattest Citizens: 13,097thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,781stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,440th
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5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 232nd in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 575th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 630th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Alex Trebek, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.

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