The Federated Socialists States of Alfalands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary George Zhuan with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.054 billion Alfalandais are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karahai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alfalandais economy, worth a remarkable 2,287 trillion yilings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,646 yilings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Alfalands's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Alfalands is ranked 282,527^th in the world and 29^th in Calme Ybovien for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.