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The Thievery of Alice Parker

“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific


Alice Parker

Population21.775 billion


The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.775 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 898 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,241 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,395 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 47,001st in the world and 1,354th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 40.28 quips per hour.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4thMost Pro-Market: 4thMost Politically Free: 7thHighest Drug Use: 7thMost Extreme: 437thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,869thTop
Most Stationary: 2,876thNudest: 8,166thLargest Populations: 8,201stRudest Citizens: 9,164thMost Influential: 12,719thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,957thFattest Citizens: 20,663rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,874thHighest Economic Output: 25,042nd
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 51st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 68th in the regionTop
Nudest: 163rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 278th in the regionFattest Citizens: 386th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 411th in the regionMost Armed: 441st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 746th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 748th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 759th in the regionMost Avoided: 768th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 778th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 795th in the regionMost Influential: 833rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,000th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,027th in the region

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