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The Thievery of Alice Parker

“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific


Alice Parker

Population17.161 billion


The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.161 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 707 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,241 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,395 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 126,772nd in the world and 5,306th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 489.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6thMost Pro-Market: 7thMost Politically Free: 9thHighest Drug Use: 11thMost Extreme: 485thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,648thTop
Most Stationary: 3,333rdNudest: 7,162ndRudest Citizens: 8,161stLargest Populations: 9,065thTop
Most Influential: 11,515thFattest Citizens: 15,243rd
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 44th in the regionMost Stationary: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 254th in the regionNudest: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 395th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 424th in the regionMost Armed: 489th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 624th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 679th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 745th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 761st in the region

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