Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Big Farma
Population | 7.914 billion |
Currency | Bank |
Animal | Rat |
The Artwork Recycling Device of All Cards are Worthless is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.914 billion Shredders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.
The frighteningly efficient All Cards are Worthlessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,699 trillion Banks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,787 Banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,687 per year while the poor average 48,917, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.
Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Cards are Worthless's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
All Cards are Worthless is ranked 36,015th in the world and 11th in Big Farma for Most Stationary, with 1,254.10514876108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, All Cards are Worthless successfully hosted the Big Farma Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.