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The Artwork Recycling Device of All Cards are Worthless

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Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Big Farma

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All Cards are Worthless

Population7.914 billion

CurrencyBank
AnimalRat

The Artwork Recycling Device of All Cards are Worthless is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.914 billion Shredders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient All Cards are Worthlessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,699 trillion Banks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,787 Banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,687 per year while the poor average 48,917, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Cards are Worthless's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All Cards are Worthless is ranked 36,015th in the world and 11th in Big Farma for Most Stationary, with 1,254.10514876108 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,630thLargest Mining Sector: 2,972ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,126thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,628thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,795thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,939thMost Patriotic: 3,942ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,076thMost Armed: 4,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,407thLargest Retail Industry: 4,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,168thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,164thRudest Citizens: 7,273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,140thHighest Average Incomes: 8,281stMost Efficient Economies: 10,235thMost Devout: 10,822ndNudest: 12,931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,092ndMost Avoided: 14,048thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,333rdMost Conservative: 17,074thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,175thLargest Governments: 20,565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,409thMost Influential: 23,498thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,256thMost Developed: 26,849thLowest Crime Rates: 26,963rd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, All Cards are Worthless successfully hosted the Big Farma Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.

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