The Oppressed Peoples of All the novemnongentuple ladies is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.003 billion All the novemnongentuple ladiesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.2%.

The all-consuming All the novemnongentuple ladiesian economy, worth 695 trillion songs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,916 songs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,370 per year while the poor average 21,717, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

You can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All the novemnongentuple ladies's national animal is the sea dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

All the novemnongentuple ladies is ranked 297,252^nd in the world and 198^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Nudest, with 20.5 cheeks per square mile.