The Queen's State of All Too Earthbound is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.241 billion All Too Earthboundians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The powerhouse All Too Earthboundian economy, worth 860 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,532 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,167 per year while the poor average 2,285, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and All Too Earthbound has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All Too Earthbound's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

All Too Earthbound is ranked 286,498^th in the world and 531^st in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.45 law-abiding acts per hour.