The King of All Wild Things is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.946 billion Wild Things hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wild economy, worth 551 trillion hot suppers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,354 hot suppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Wild Things is ranked 66,956^th in the world and 1^st in Where the Wild Things Are for Most Stationary, with 165.24074841252 Days.