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The King of All Wild Things

“I'll eat you up!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Where the Wild Things Are


All Wild Things

Population5.337 billion

CapitalMax's room
LeaderMaurice Sendup

Currencyhot supper
Animalwild thing

The King of All Wild Things is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.337 billion Wild Things hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wild economy, worth 403 trillion hot suppers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 75,639 hot suppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and Wild Things submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Wild Things is ranked 18,368th in the world and 1st in Where the Wild Things Are for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 78.31 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Inclusive: 8,195thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,224thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,447thNicest Citizens: 11,459thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,698thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,907thMost Pacifist: 13,444thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,419thHighest Drug Use: 15,613thMost Influential: 16,338th

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