The Dictatorship of Allegrubendeutschland is a huge, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 319 million Allegrubendeutschlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.

The Allegrubendeutschlandian economy, worth 19.3 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,530 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allegrubendeutschland's national animal is the Black Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Allegrubendeutschland is ranked 86,945^th in the world and 3^rd in The SCP Foundation for Largest Governments, scoring 17.83 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.