The Federation of Allied Nations of North is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 878 million Allied Nations of Northians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northian Capital City. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Allied Nations of Northian economy, worth 41.9 trillion Norths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,693 Norths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Nations of North's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Allied Nations of North is ranked 80,747^th in the world and 319^th in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,760.65 on the Hickory Productivity Index.