The Democratic States of Ally Cares is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.039 billion Ally Caresians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Ally Caresian economy, worth 89.1 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,688 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ally Cares's national animal is the Kitsune.

Ally Cares is ranked 209,347^th in the world and 10^th in Discornesia for Most Patriotic, with 7.09 flags saluted per person per day.