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The Kingdom of Almain

“Overcoming the powerful”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus



Population15.34 billion

LeaderLord Elrid and Lady Aidith


The Kingdom of Almain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Elrid and Lady Aidith with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 15.34 billion Almainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borovan. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The powerhouse Almainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Mains a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,967 Mains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almain's national animal is the Auroch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Almain is ranked 97,360th in the world and 3,578th in Lazarus for Most Politically Free, scoring 60.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Best Weather: 1,969thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,743rdMost Influential: 3,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,334thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,183rdMost Devout: 5,405thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,928thTop
Largest Populations: 12,821stMost Stationary: 13,438thSafest: 13,687thHighest Economic Output: 14,571stMost Cultured: 17,747thHealthiest Citizens: 19,141st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 208th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionMost Devout: 240th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 296th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 413th in the regionSafest: 735th in the region

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