The Dominion of Almains is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Adler with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.123 billion Deutsches are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Deutschen economy, worth 52.2 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,461 Deutsche Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality, and family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almains's national animal is the Bundesadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Early Christianity.

Almains is ranked 162,451^st in the world and 6^th in New Alotania for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,572.51 on the Hickory Productivity Index.