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The Legendary states of Almersville

“impossible is how weak men say I give up!” The Holy Jesus Of Nazareth

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.096 billion

CapitalGideon City
LeaderThe Holy Jesus Of Nazareth


The Legendary states of Almersville is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Holy Jesus Of Nazareth with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.096 billion Almersvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gideon City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Almersvillian economy, worth 132 trillion Carves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 120,444 Carves, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almersville's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Almersville is ranked 12,136th in the world and 103rd in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 51.86 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 965thTop
Most Influential: 3,162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,015thMost Devout: 4,039thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,664thLargest Mining Sector: 7,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,756thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,178thFattest Citizens: 10,998thLargest Retail Industry: 11,380thMost Efficient Economies: 11,487thMost Average: 12,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,553rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,751stLargest Black Market: 14,696thNicest Citizens: 16,676thMost Developed: 16,914thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,703rd
Most Average: 103rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 126th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 144th in the regionMost Devout: 166th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 261st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 273rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 424th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 483rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 490th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 504th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 592nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 599th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 681st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 695th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 703rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 777th in the regionMost Influential: 813th in the region

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