Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Canada
Population | 37.985 billion |
Capital | Mizumigari |
Leader | Alejandro de las Torres Altas |
Currency | fract |
Animal | loon |
The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.985 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 16,686 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 439,287 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 127th in the world and 1st in Canada for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 17,528.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
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Almonaster Nuevo lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
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Almonaster Nuevo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in
Almonaster Nuevo, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Mirahge,
Maple Islands,
Parkplace,
Devil Heart,
Kiljarit,
Wild Mustanges,
Cowland5,
East Canuck,
New Vinland,
British Canuckistan,
Firefights,
Cliyf Drines,
SLAM-ER,
Stormaen,
SetiCrunchers,
Mojaguay,
The True Domination,
Oilers Fans,
Arcaz,
Marty Siska,
Vancili,
Laughterandsunshine, and
Aliona.