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The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo

Almonaster Nuevo was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 304

“Libertad y Justicia”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Canada

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Almonaster Nuevo

Population37.985 billion

CapitalMizumigari
LeaderAlejandro de las Torres Altas

Currencyfract
Animalloon

The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.985 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 16,686 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 439,287 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 127th in the world and 1st in Canada for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 17,528.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 20thLeast Corrupt Governments: 56thMost Cultured: 64thMost Inclusive: 64thMost Pacifist: 69thHighest Food Quality: 80thSmartest Citizens: 82ndMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost Secular: 125thMost Compassionate Citizens: 127thNicest Citizens: 127thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 127thMost Influential: 132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 188thMost Cheerful Citizens: 192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 245thHighest Economic Output: 288thHighest Poor Incomes: 324thMost Scientifically Advanced: 451stMost Efficient Economies: 455thMost Valuable International Artwork: 557thRudest Citizens: 616thBest Weather: 731stHighest Average Incomes: 928thLargest Governments: 961stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,016thHighest Crime Rates: 1,179thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,460thLargest Retail Industry: 1,827thLargest Populations: 2,216thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,319thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,763rdMost Developed: 2,773rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,594thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,666thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,852ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,158thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,075thTop
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Nudest: 22,197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,544thMost Income Equality: 28,936th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Almonaster Nuevo lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Almonaster Nuevo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Almonaster Nuevo, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.

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