Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Weak |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Greater Dienstad
Population | 2.766 billion |
Leader | Emir |
Faith | Zenitharianism |
Currency | martyrs |
Animal | lion |
The Militant Organization of AlNawa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.766 billion Zenitharians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish AlNawan economy, worth 79.2 trillion martyrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 28,638 martyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, red fabric is banned, and write-in candidate 'Emir Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AlNawa's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zenitharianism.
AlNawa is ranked 69,834th in the world and 36th in Greater Dienstad for Most Patriotic, with 23.84 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : AlNawa was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocratic Matriarchy of Holy Marsh, killing 387 million zombies.
- : AlNawa published "Jaysh al-Din(Army of Religion)" (Factbook: Military).
- : AlNawa published "Ansar-al Tawhid(Al-Nawa in Scythia)" (Factbook: Military).
- : AlNawa altered its national flag.
- : AlNawa's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : AlNawa published "The Al-Hafa Front" (Factbook: Military).
- : AlNawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : AlNawa's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : AlNawa changed its national faith to "Zenitharianism".
- : Following new legislation in AlNawa, write-in candidate 'Emir Sucks' is perennially popular.