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The Most Serene Republic of Alopecia Totalis

“Sanctitas per calvitium”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus


Alopecia Totalis

Population4.894 billion

LeaderBayne Klothos

Animalwild Dachshuahua

The Most Serene Republic of Alopecia Totalis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bayne Klothos with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.894 billion Alopecia Totalisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baldoina. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alopecia Totalisian economy, worth 768 trillion Yodars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,947 Yodars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bayne Klothos's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and gossip magazines have pictures of Bayne Klothos sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alopecia Totalis's national animal is the wild Dachshuahua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alopecia Totalis is ranked 110,451st in the world and 3,761st in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.09 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 3,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,911thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,685thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,333rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,379thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,598thHealthiest Citizens: 6,683rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,965thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,210thTop
Most Developed: 11,015thMost Efficient Economies: 11,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,750thHighest Average Incomes: 12,000thSmartest Citizens: 13,827thLargest Governments: 13,988thMost Cultured: 14,063rdMost Inclusive: 14,568thSafest: 17,442ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,615thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,214thLowest Crime Rates: 18,533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,711thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,805th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 287th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 333rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 350th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 372nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 517th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 575th in the regionMost Developed: 627th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 667th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 697th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 707th in the regionRudest Citizens: 718th in the region

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