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The Emperor of Alpha Wolf

“Power to the wolf crown!!!!!!!!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Wolf Clan

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Alpha Wolf

Population12.547 billion

CapitalAlpha Wolf City
LeaderEmperor Alpha Van Wolf
FaithPagan

CurrencyWolfmark
AnimalWolf

The Emperor of Alpha Wolf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alpha Van Wolf with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.547 billion Alpha Wolfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Wolf City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,221 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 177,064 Wolfmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,586 per year while the poor average 48,744, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

People say chess victor Emperor Alpha Van Wolf can kill you with mind-bullets, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpha Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pagan.

Alpha Wolf is ranked 18,367th in the world and 3rd in The Wolf Clan for Most Influential, scoring 2,140 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 160thTop
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Most Armed: 2,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,269thMost Efficient Economies: 3,537thMost Devout: 3,621stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,810thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,916thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,381stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,682ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,697thLargest Governments: 5,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,063rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,159thHighest Economic Output: 6,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,830thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,338thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,267thLargest Black Market: 10,426thLargest Mining Sector: 10,702ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,414thHealthiest Citizens: 12,621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,706thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,147thSmartest Citizens: 16,426thMost Conservative: 17,325thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,583rdMost Influential: 18,367thLargest Populations: 20,062ndMost Developed: 20,759th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alpha Wolf, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.
  • : Alpha Wolf lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Alpha Wolf, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Alpha Wolf lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.
  • : Alpha Wolf lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Alpha Wolf, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Alpha Wolf, people say chess victor Emperor Alpha Van Wolf can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Alpha Wolf lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Alpha Wolf, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Alpha Wolf lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.

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